Bad Puns

"You're butter then [so and so]"

"..you're smoother than a smoothie." 

"I made a pun about spring. It was a-MAY-zing" 

"oh yeah? well my spring puns are just starting to BLOSSOM"

Blue is me... White is mi amigo.

That's how we roll...

P.S... earlier in the conversation he said, "[Mastermind] it's so hot today!" and I looked at it and thought it said, "[Mastermind] is so hot today!" hahahaha... well, *hair flip* if you insist.. ;D